A tend to ramble, and be really awkward.

hallokatzchen:

memoircomics:

bjornstar:

Kraken Umbrella

I need this.

omggg please my heart

WHY DO I NOT OWN THIS?!

(Source: catalogosphere)

Needs 300% more abs and 600% more penis print otherwise 0/10

(Source: corenthal)

instigatinglittleshit:

silvermoon424:

thescarysnowelf:

infernalhomo:

doctorhortonhearsawho:

abakkus:

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY

oh my god

"so beautiful" hahahaha i am laughing so hard

seriously no one noticed the lack of elbow? and those veins are completely wrong for it to be an arm…

I’M SOBBING

Tragically beautiful.

I feel bad for knowing exactly what that was before I saw the comments.

tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

@hicksrg999 new toy, needs some tlc.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
“‘Ever since I first began existing I wanted to deep throat a big fat STD infested black cock. I want to gag on the giant pulsing erection as it rips through my throat and tickles my uvula, causing me to try and vomit, but, because I’m blocked by that massive cock, I would have to force the chunky vomit back down as thick and watery cum soon makes its way down to my stomach. Then, later on, I’ll find out I have a bad case of crabs and a yeast infection in my vagina and mouth. I’ll lick the yeast from my hole and savor it, tearing up as it burns my reddened, yeast covered throat. Then, the crabs will bite my tongue, causing it to itch and turn red with bumps. I’ll also stick those crabs on my clit and asshole. As they pinch my clit, it swells and burns a fiery red. The crabs will then make their way to inside my asshole, causing it to fester. Blood and pus will then leak from my anal cavity as I stick my delicate finger up there and taste it, savoring it on my tongue,  thought the Notebook.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

“‘Ever since I first began existing I wanted to deep throat a big fat STD infested black cock. I want to gag on the giant pulsing erection as it rips through my throat and tickles my uvula, causing me to try and vomit, but, because I’m blocked by that massive cock, I would have to force the chunky vomit back down as thick and watery cum soon makes its way down to my stomach. Then, later on, I’ll find out I have a bad case of crabs and a yeast infection in my vagina and mouth. I’ll lick the yeast from my hole and savor it, tearing up as it burns my reddened, yeast covered throat. Then, the crabs will bite my tongue, causing it to itch and turn red with bumps. I’ll also stick those crabs on my clit and asshole. As they pinch my clit, it swells and burns a fiery red. The crabs will then make their way to inside my asshole, causing it to fester. Blood and pus will then leak from my anal cavity as I stick my delicate finger up there and taste it, savoring it on my tongue,  thought the Notebook.”

l0ve-after-war:

atropadigitalis said: You get some, friend? *highfive*

HOW DID YOU KNOW *high fives back*

Because I *may* just stalk your blog.

Hanging out with @cheyenne626

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