A tend to ramble, and be really awkward.

instigatinglittleshit:

silvermoon424:

thescarysnowelf:

infernalhomo:

doctorhortonhearsawho:

abakkus:

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY

oh my god

"so beautiful" hahahaha i am laughing so hard

seriously no one noticed the lack of elbow? and those veins are completely wrong for it to be an arm…

I’M SOBBING

Tragically beautiful.

I feel bad for knowing exactly what that was before I saw the comments.

tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

@hicksrg999 new toy, needs some tlc.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
“‘Ever since I first began existing I wanted to deep throat a big fat STD infested black cock. I want to gag on the giant pulsing erection as it rips through my throat and tickles my uvula, causing me to try and vomit, but, because I’m blocked by that massive cock, I would have to force the chunky vomit back down as thick and watery cum soon makes its way down to my stomach. Then, later on, I’ll find out I have a bad case of crabs and a yeast infection in my vagina and mouth. I’ll lick the yeast from my hole and savor it, tearing up as it burns my reddened, yeast covered throat. Then, the crabs will bite my tongue, causing it to itch and turn red with bumps. I’ll also stick those crabs on my clit and asshole. As they pinch my clit, it swells and burns a fiery red. The crabs will then make their way to inside my asshole, causing it to fester. Blood and pus will then leak from my anal cavity as I stick my delicate finger up there and taste it, savoring it on my tongue,  thought the Notebook.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

“‘Ever since I first began existing I wanted to deep throat a big fat STD infested black cock. I want to gag on the giant pulsing erection as it rips through my throat and tickles my uvula, causing me to try and vomit, but, because I’m blocked by that massive cock, I would have to force the chunky vomit back down as thick and watery cum soon makes its way down to my stomach. Then, later on, I’ll find out I have a bad case of crabs and a yeast infection in my vagina and mouth. I’ll lick the yeast from my hole and savor it, tearing up as it burns my reddened, yeast covered throat. Then, the crabs will bite my tongue, causing it to itch and turn red with bumps. I’ll also stick those crabs on my clit and asshole. As they pinch my clit, it swells and burns a fiery red. The crabs will then make their way to inside my asshole, causing it to fester. Blood and pus will then leak from my anal cavity as I stick my delicate finger up there and taste it, savoring it on my tongue,  thought the Notebook.”

l0ve-after-war:

atropadigitalis said: You get some, friend? *highfive*

HOW DID YOU KNOW *high fives back*

Because I *may* just stalk your blog.

Hanging out with @cheyenne626

sprech4:

damegi:

makubenoaijin:

foreveralonefedoras:

heanbean:

oh my god I was waiting for a bus and there were these two fedora wearing clones stood nearby and I thought ‘wow they exist in real life’ and then twO MORE GOT OFF A BUS AND JOINED THEM AND THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND

It’s like the matrix glitched.

i can’t stop laughing

i’m 98% sure these are young orthodox jews you FUCKING JACKASSES

These aren’t fedoras, they’re hats used by Yeshivish and Hasidic Jews because their faith requires them to keep their heads covered. Also, you can see the Payot (sidelocks) on the older ones growing in. ALSO, two of them have the same pamphlet, they probably just got out of school or a service. A L S O you can even see the Tallit hanging out from under their clothes.

Next time please try rubbing two brain cells together long enough to consider a situation that isn’t “haHA they’re WEArinG HATs that KINDA VAGUELY LOOK like a fedora this is COMEDY GOLD”

radicalrascality:

thatmountaincrossfit:

im-gonna-get-heuge:

Ms. Wright, more like Ms. Right

Good god

she always somewhere being cutestrong as hell

(Source: fitgrills)

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